- Alex: I've been reading 1984 recently
- Walter: Ooo
- Walter: I read that back in high school
- Walter: Damn book's depressing as hell
- Alex: I'm only halfway through it
- Alex: I'm not to the depressing part yet
- Walter: Oh
- Walter: I mean
- Walter: IT'S A HAPPY BOOK
- Walter: =D
- Alex: Yay!
- Alex: Dystopia means "ice cream", right?
- Walter: Yep.
- Walter: That is exactly right
- Walter: Big Brother is like the kind of brother who plays catch with you
- Alex: That's what I thought
- Walter: And tells you how to get ladies
- Walter: He lends you his cologne
- Alex: And gives you his old pornos
- Walter: Yeah
- Alex: We are the dead... excited for going to the puppy store!
- Walter: Oppression is just when you're being hugged a lot
- Alex: This Orwellian dystopia sounds positively utopian!
- Walter: Oh man when I have kids I am totally telling one this
- Walter: And then giving him 1984
- Alex: You're the best dad in the world