• Alex: I've been reading 1984 recently
  • Walter: Ooo
  • Walter: I read that back in high school
  • Walter: Damn book's depressing as hell
  • Alex: I'm only halfway through it
  • Alex: I'm not to the depressing part yet
  • Walter: Oh
  • Walter: I mean
  • Walter: IT'S A HAPPY BOOK
  • Walter: =D
  • Alex: Yay!
  • Alex: Dystopia means "ice cream", right?
  • Walter: Yep.
  • Walter: That is exactly right
  • Walter: Big Brother is like the kind of brother who plays catch with you
  • Alex: That's what I thought
  • Walter: And tells you how to get ladies
  • Walter: He lends you his cologne
  • Alex: And gives you his old pornos
  • Walter: Yeah
  • Alex: We are the dead... excited for going to the puppy store!
  • Walter: Oppression is just when you're being hugged a lot
  • Alex: This Orwellian dystopia sounds positively utopian!
  • Walter: Oh man when I have kids I am totally telling one this
  • Walter: And then giving him 1984
  • Alex: You're the best dad in the world

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